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i generally try to avoid people who can look at a gun, be it in a videogame or in real life, and immediately say “yeah that’s a 69 caliber Buttfucker with an extended didgeridoo and banana mod, produced in Czechoslovakia and brought into the US on a steam train going 420 miles an hour, then sold by an Armenian man on a street corner in Idaho for $19,99 and a stick of gum”

Don’t be jealous because you can’t identify a 69 caliber buttfucker just by smelling it.

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